You PMC bug eating Karens will pretend to be progressive while sucking Nikes teets like a fat hog (hexbear.net)

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"Oh, I don't support slavery," I say as I strut around in Chuck Taylors blood-soaked dreams. "100 more slave babies!" I cry as I gleefully soyface over the latest Hurly shirt release. Pods for everyone I cry as I pay rent to the landlords of the clothing industry and slurp on mulched crickets. Hexbears bathe in the river of hypocrisy and lies.

(Did I do this right? I miss BMF)

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[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I pay $300 in rent and $3 for shoes. Someone who is good at the economy help me, my Bangladeshi slave labour is dying