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You PMC bug eating Karens will pretend to be progressive while sucking Nikes teets like a fat hog (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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"Oh, I don't support slavery," I say as I strut around in Chuck Taylors blood-soaked dreams. "100 more slave babies!" I cry as I gleefully soyface over the latest Hurly shirt release. Pods for everyone I cry as I pay rent to the landlords of the clothing industry and slurp on mulched crickets. Hexbears bathe in the river of hypocrisy and lies.

(Did I do this right? I miss BMF)

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Needs the epstein emoji in there somewhere.

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I pay $300 in rent and $3 for shoes. Someone who is good at the economy help me, my Bangladeshi slave labour is dying

[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

wait don't dirt owls eat bugs? I eat bugs meow-floppy

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I like some entomophagy, though the recent popular trends may have set us back.

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Thank you BMF may I have another?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

you got the wtf-am-i-reading part but i don't think it's long enough

[-] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

This but unironically. Fuck a Phil Knight and a Michael Jordan

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

BMF is still around and making hard-hitting content after coming back again and again, truly the ~~prodigal son~~ privatized sun of Hexbear.

this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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