"Bro I've been thinking about becoming an artist lately. Check out this painting I did while I was high on DMT. I glued a dollar bill to the canvas and wrote 'I am your god' on it"

"I've been saving money lately. This summer me and my buddy Zack are going to burning man. No dude, burning man is not something you can explain, you just have to be there."

"Bro we should install these speakers into my car. My buddy gave me these car speakers because he owed me money. I don't know how to do it. It can't be that hard."

"You remember Dave? He just a bunch of money because someone drove their car into bar he was at. Yeah, he's fine now. He's using the settlement money to buy a dirt bike."