Ooooh when I do it, it’s “depression” and i need to “clean the house”, but when hot couch guy does it, it’s “sexy” and “mysterious” smh
needs a companion starter pack for midwestern backyard weekend. green plastic lawn chair, frosted glass patio table, 40 degrees farenheit, bug zapper too clogged with bodies to be effective, most of the stuff in this starter pack
frosted glass patio table
The one with kind of a half-assed bead or ripple texture?
yea exactly i have no idea what theyre actually called
"Bro I've been thinking about becoming an artist lately. Check out this painting I did while I was high on DMT. I glued a dollar bill to the canvas and wrote 'I am your god' on it"
"I've been saving money lately. This summer me and my buddy Zack are going to burning man. No dude, burning man is not something you can explain, you just have to be there."
"Bro we should install these speakers into my car. My buddy gave me these car speakers because he owed me money. I don't know how to do it. It can't be that hard."
"You remember Dave? He just a bunch of money because someone drove their car into bar he was at. Yeah, he's fine now. He's using the settlement money to buy a dirt bike."
why do i know this guy
I've hosted this guy several times over in numerous incarnations. 
I wouldn't mind so much if most of them didn't become full blown chuds later, after the moment their "if everyone smoked weed there'd be no more problems" liberal idealism got scratched.
after the moment their "if everyone smoked weed there'd be no more problems" liberal idealism got scratched
Something tells me Joe Rogan is probably involved 🤔
Generally, yes. Along with sometimes "oh shit my life is a mess I better find a father figure to straighten me out because I just had an existential crisis" chud awakening courtesy of 
Astonishingly accurate.
Rum + Mountain Dew? I'll have to try that.
Fun fact. Mt dew was created as a moonshine mixer.
Good post because this is exactly what I would've posted on c/chapotraphouse bro I'm telling you
I named mine Bong Jones after an obscure typo in Boris Johnson's staggeringly racist book
Still have the spindle of CD-Rs, just in case
Slight inaccuracy, the blinds are not broken
They're also not the vertical style made of the cheapest and most brittle plastic available that becomes yellow and starts to splinter when exposed to sunlight long-term (they were installed in 1988)
Lol I was gong to point out they weren’t vertical but I’ve definitely slept on some horizontal blind hot couches
The blinds are ALWAYS broken though
"Every vessel eventually an ashtray"
Hout couch guys 
Nihilists
I was a child in the mid 2000s. What type of guy is this?
Me, or the dudes who spent most of college smoking weed and playing MGS4 + Guitar Hero between classes
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
