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submitted 2 years ago by hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago

Corpse wankers coming to steal your precious fluids

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago

getting myself a do not jack off bracelet

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

getting a Saw bomb collar strapped to my nuts so nobody can take my vital essence after I die

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

rat-salute-2

[-] envis10n@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Jacket off

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

up-yours-woke-moralists

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

not even safe in death smh

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I don't want to give the ethnic supremacists helpful suggestions, but why the heck don't they have sperm banks to avoid acting like cartoon villains? I've no idea how socialist Isn'trael is, but I'd imagine they're supremacist enough to fund it to save the zionist supremacists.