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[-] Copythis@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Seriously.

I have to go into nursing homes all the time. The ladies at them are the thirstiest women I've ever met.

....but ya know, a hole is a hole 🤷

[-] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

I ain't into old ladies but a Werther's original is a Werther's original.

[-] Copythis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That's where they get practice 😉

And don't get me started on when they remove the dentures!

[-] Deiv@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago
[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If there's a hole there's a goal

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

A pensioner's vag is like a pork pie. You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat

[-] Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I used to do the same, and yea they do be getting down all the time. Definitely interrupted a few lemon parties.

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