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CCP
(hexbear.net)
APEC Summit Q & A
Xi: ....and global warming is an existential threat to humanity so the CCP is committed to ....
Me(a tankie): Sir?
Xi: ....doing our part to help mitigate th....
Me: Sir? Sir? Um hullo yes uh could you pls refer to your party as the CPC?
Xi: What did I say?
Me: Comrade you said the CCP and I think you meant CPC. It's not a big deal but the chuds use CCP and when you refer to it as such your just giving them power it's not helpful.
Xi: (shrugs) CCP/CPC what difference does it make? (motions to security)
As I'm dragged out of the auditorium I shout: "COMRADE LIKE I SAID IT'S RLY NOT A BIG DEAL ACRONYMS SHOULDN'T BE THIS HARD I'M NOT MAD THO.
We pass the exit and I see a reporter by the door. "Pls don't write down that I was mad."
Once again, the villainous Xi Jinping has betrayed the revolution by failing to acknowledge that Mr. Tankie clearly had made the spirit-hands gesture to speak freely. China is no true communist state and us westerners will redouble our efforts to shake our heads disappointedly and post goofy memes on social media.