IDF: "If you have seen the movie Jurassic Park, you have seen the true objective of Hamas. You have seen what they will unleash on the world if not stopped." (hexbear.net)

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The Lt. Colonel then left the stage without taking questions from pre-approved press.

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[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh man, oh man, oh geez. I didn't worry enough when they said Hamas was a Voldemort, but they didn't tell me Hamas was a T-Rex! They must be stopped!

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

clicking to the next slide, the audience gasped as the Lt. Col. displayed a picture of a gigantic ape on the Empire State Building holding a white woman. He began to sob as he tried to get through the sentence, "this is what Hamas wants."

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Well, now I'm confused. I'm actually pro-giant ape, so maybe Hamas isn't all that bad? I hate all this thinking stuff! I wish someone else could just do it for me!