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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

illegal-to-say Did you know it’s illegal to say “I want to blow up fossil fuel infrastructure”? It’s illegal, it’s a bannable offense. It’s one of the only sentences you’re not allowed to post. Now, it was ok for me to say it just then because I was telling you that it’s illegal to say “I want to blow up fossil fuel infrastructure”. I’m not actually saying it, I’m just saying it’s illegal to post it. It’s kind of like a public service, I’m letting you know so that you didn’t go out, and accidentally post something like that. But what’s really interesting, is that it’s illegal to post “I really really want someone out there to blow up fossil fuel infrastructure”. That’s illegal, extremely illegal. Very very illegal. But not illegal to post “with a mortar launcher”, because that’s its own sentence. It’s an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so that’s perfectly fine. Perfectly legal.

I also found out it’s incredibly illegal, extremely illegal, to go on Hexbear and say something like “the best place to fire a mortar launcher at a pipeline would be a remote area, because of the minimal security and you’d have plenty of time to escape”. Insanely illegal. Ridiculously, recklessly, insanely illegal. Yet even more illegal would be to post a guide to infrastructure sabotage. INSANELY illegal. Ridiculously, horribly, bannable. They will come to your house in the middle of the night and ban you. Extremely against the law.

One thing that is technically legal to say, is that “we have a group that meets fridays under the Brooklyn bridge and the password is Sic Semper Tyrannus”.

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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