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Damn that curse is powerful, I merely thought about playing it and now a hephebophile runs my country. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by RNAi@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Yes it's the same object. I gotta get rid of it

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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

No no, keep trying. Clearly you found a magical accelerationist guitar.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

I don't have enough hubris to think I can wield the power of the Doom Guitar to my benefit

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Play a wicked guitar solo, and we're going to fast forward through capitalism collapsing, the bad shit that happens afterwards, and get to the rise of communism so fast that we'll barely even notice.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Maybe it's like the Cursed Shield in Final Fantasy VI, where you just have to keep playing it until it stops trying to kill you and it finally blossoms into the Paladin's Guitar

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Aw yer spoiling me that game that I didn't even intended to play anyways cuz turn based

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I think the statute of limitations for spoilers has expired on games from 1994.
It's not a plot point or anything; it's just a rando item that you pick up and probably trash on your first playthrough because ew, curse