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[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 111 points 2 years ago

So everyone was originally female. That's a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It's where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn't really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

Trust me, I'm a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 36 points 2 years ago

OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago

that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

I am not quite sure I know what you mean

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Try some Taco Bell, then you'll understand.

(Yeah, I know, I don't actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)

[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Come over here man let me kick you in the nuts

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

How could anyone know this?

[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Damn that sounds terrible

[-] clemdemort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Women want to puke when on their period?

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Yeah. Best way I've been able to explain it. To both genders.

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? \

[-] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 38 points 2 years ago

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

This is why I always run with an erection.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate

[-] Coach@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Can you milk me, Focker?

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit's great

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

For the milk obviously

[-] letsgocrazy@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Yeah, this is common belief but it's not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I'll accept it.

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