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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[-] mustGo@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago

He died from not nutting for to loong during No-Nut-November. Never stop nutting.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

He only nuts when killing people and no nut november basically killed him because he had to stop killing people

[-] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

I read once that nutting promotes your immune system, provided you're eating enough vitamins and drinking enough water, and honestly I'm pretty sure it's true.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Apparently it's good for prostate health, too. Which, given that your prostate, if you have one, will almost certainly try to kill you sometime between 65-80, is worth considering.

[-] ElChango@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

can confirm, am your prostate, gunning for you

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