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The Florida keys are insane (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by 7bicycles@hexbear.net to c/urbanism@hexbear.net

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Buddy what do you mean your continued survival is dependent on a single 130 mile stretch of road in the ocean. how is there no ports? you're gonna fucking die

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[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 67 points 11 months ago

:bourgeoisie: :speech-side-l-1:"I want to live on some islands but I also want to drive my car around, cause that's what I want on my idyllic island paradise, loud engines, bad air and traffic accidents.":speech-side-l-2:

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 46 points 11 months ago

Gotta get to Keys Divorce Lawyer (the one by veteran's key) to fight the judge over the weekend house where the driveway is a single point of failure critical infrastructure that connects me to the other single point of failure critical infrastructure

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Also one of the two highly vulnerable roads to my house is a toll road. If I don't want to drive an extra 45 minutes twice a day, I get to pay for the privilege of still being stuck in traffic.