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IDF solders face the challenge of possibly fatal diarrhea
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sounds like the kind of plague a deity might send when they're displeased with your performance
take a hint genociders
In the very near future an IDF spokesman in on MSNBC...
Spokesman: "A minor - very minor - number of soldiers are experiencing skin rashes."
Anchor: "There have been reports that the skin condition could be described as boils."
Spokesman: "A boil is an inflamed pus-filled swelling on the skin. Swelling is present and there's a pus-like substance." He scratches himself. "But they are not boils." He scratches himself again.
Anchor: "You appear to be scratching yourself. "
Spokesman: "I am not. And if I am - it was a psychosomatic reflex. Nothing more." He scratches himself again.
Anchor: "Do you have a skin ra—"
Frogs start raining down inside the studio where the spokesman is. The feed is cut.
I mean, I won't wish for fucking plagues on them, but them getting dysentry or just dying via gunshot in the face is just desserts...
Why?
Like I just said, I don't like watching ppl suffer too much... I'd just want shoot them dead and not have to look at them....
Plus, if you're talking about literal plagues, then biological warfare doesn't sit well for me
the implication is that these plagues are of divine provenance.
I guess the least I can say is that they deserved it (the diarrhea and diseases) for their actions,
but the concept of the 10 plagues, specifically the boils, imposed on Ancient Egypt still horrifies me, from when I was a child, and that, coupled with my anti-sanction stance as an anti-imperialist, makes me believe the 10 plagues are kinda like a metaphor to the horrors of western-imposed sanctions...
(Yes, I know the Bible may not be a historically-accurate book but in all its context, the concept still scares me)
Understandable, I too just want fascists gone as expediently as possible with minimal theatrics*
*at least for the foot soldiers