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“If the infection spreads among ten soldiers in an infantry company, and they develop a fever after their temperature reaches 40 degrees Celsius, and they start having diarrhea every 20 minutes, then they are no longer fit to fight and they expose themselves to the risk of death,” he pointed out.

This might have to do with food poisoning https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20231205-idf-soldiers-hit-by-serious-outbreak-of-food-poisoning/

As one wise person once said:

"Was it the food or was it cowardice?"

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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 70 points 11 months ago

sounds like the kind of plague a deity might send when they're displeased with your performance

take a hint genociders

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago

In the very near future an IDF spokesman in on MSNBC...

Spokesman: "A minor - very minor - number of soldiers are experiencing skin rashes."

Anchor: "There have been reports that the skin condition could be described as boils."

Spokesman: "A boil is an inflamed pus-filled swelling on the skin. Swelling is present and there's a pus-like substance." He scratches himself. "But they are not boils." He scratches himself again.

Anchor: "You appear to be scratching yourself. "

Spokesman: "I am not. And if I am - it was a psychosomatic reflex. Nothing more." He scratches himself again.

Anchor: "Do you have a skin ra—"

Frogs start raining down inside the studio where the spokesman is. The feed is cut.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

I mean, I won't wish for fucking plagues on them, but them getting dysentry or just dying via gunshot in the face is just desserts... the-doohickey

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

I mean, I won't wish for fucking plagues on them

Why?

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Like I just said, I don't like watching ppl suffer too much... I'd just want shoot them dead and not have to look at them....

Plus, if you're talking about literal plagues, then biological warfare doesn't sit well for me

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

the implication is that these plagues are of divine provenance.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

I guess the least I can say is that they deserved it (the diarrhea and diseases) for their actions,

but the concept of the 10 plagues, specifically the boils, imposed on Ancient Egypt still horrifies me, from when I was a child, and that, coupled with my anti-sanction stance as an anti-imperialist, makes me believe the 10 plagues are kinda like a metaphor to the horrors of western-imposed sanctions...

(Yes, I know the Bible may not be a historically-accurate book but in all its context, the concept still scares me)

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Understandable, I too just want fascists gone as expediently as possible with minimal theatrics*

*at least for the foot soldiers

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago
[-] context@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago

diarrhea every 21 minutes is fit for combat, however

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Was gonna say, I've had "mild" food poisoning and I wasn't fit to leave my apartment, how the fuck is someone supposed to fight urban warfare like that?

[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

People don't realize it but the primary goal of October 7th was to steal all of the immodium out of Israel before unleashing The Virus.

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

Thank you for your service, comrade Shigella bacterium. sankara-salute

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Thank you, indeed... rat-salute

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

bolso-pain birds of a feather shit together

[-] axont@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

Comrade Shit

[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago

I read the title like “haha, the fakenews comm always has the most over the top headlines”

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

What, should I've put this in not the Onion or something?

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

Nah it's fine.

[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

Not at all, it’s perfect.

[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

i'm really upset that we didn't get this one first

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

Diarrhea has spread among the soldiers in the South, and later among soldiers fighting inside Gaza. - Dr. Tal Brosh.

Tagline

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

lol Big Fancy '1st rate' force failing dysentery sanitation in the year of our lord 2023 lmao even

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

I remember all the NAFO dogs laughing at how Russia was having logistical problems on a front hundreds of kms long. Now Israel can't even stop it's soldiers from shitting themselves to death within walking distance of their own bases.

Embarrassing.

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

From the River to The Strip, IOF soldiers’ buttholes drip.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

lathe-of-heaven This will turn out to be the fault of amerikkka cheaping out on aid they sent. The Democrats will in turn, use this as evidence that Joe Biden opposed the genocide.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I mean, did they send the refrigerators... cuz faulty refrigeration may have something to do with that...

However, according to doctors, poor storage, transportation and preparation have caused an increase in gastrointestinal diseases, severe diarrhoea and high temperatures among soldiers.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

IDF has gotten food poisoning from Simple Meal. Cause: Incompetent cook

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

I met an old man when I was a kid who said he almost died of dysentery.

During the Long March, in 1935.

How is the US funded IDF suffering from the same problem?

[-] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

I guess they didn't wash their hands after smearing their own shit on the walls of Palestinian homes.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

Critical support to doo doo in its quest to remove the IDF from the face of the earth

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

i hope they all get dysentery on the gaza trail

[-] Timberknave@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

I had to check if this is /c/fakenews

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Dysentery and You: An IDF soldiers guide to shitting out you doo-doo ass

[-] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

Is this just a spreading of the illnesses Palestinians are suffering in camps to the IOF?

Would be some form of cosmic justice like the Iron Dome interceptors that turn back into Tel Aviv or the spent one that almost crushed some settlers

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

owwwwww my tummyyyyyy

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Poopity scoopity war criminals PIGPOOPBALLS

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 11 months ago

If you're wondering where they shit in tanks: their helmets

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Shoving a cattle prod up some runny-shitty-doodoo IDF butt to make them nut into a shaker-cup that me and the boys accidentally drink out of on the way back to the base to deliver the seeeeeed.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Israel is shitting itself right now

[-] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

pissing and shitting myself until i die

[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Infinite PIGPOOPBALLS 9/11 on the idf-cool

quite literally.

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