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[-] Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town." Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing. Didn't ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

I found from that, this;

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=76x9RGd_iiA

And it’s gloriously awkward and funny. Men old enough to have fathered me, and I’m no spring chicken today.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Magnificent, haha

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[-] Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks for this! I didn't know about a new video. I had this album on cassette when I was a kid

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And only 11k views, feels like it needs a bump lol

[-] philthi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This is my favourite comment of all my experience with Lemmy so far.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

There's an album this is from. I am just learning this now as well! I Am Santa Claus by Bob Rivers (1993)

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

Oh man. In my fucked up family, this is the Christmas album we would listen to every year. I'm sure some songs were very inappropriate for children, but I'd like to think I turned out ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Until I saw the below comment, I thought you came up with that on the spot and I was really impressed 😂

[-] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is the comment I was looking for, thanks for the trip down memory lane

[-] RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago

This comment brings me so much joy 💕

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