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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Ah you're the reason why us Canadians abolished pennies

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] DianaHasWings@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

Thanks for reminding me of UCB. Such a great show.

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

(in anime antagonist voice ) A brand new copy-pasta I haven't read before ? Impossible !

[-] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago
[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

Is...is this what people call art? It's majestic....

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

New Thing Discovered!

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think ¢anada phassed-out Ass Pennies

[-] forty2@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

How do you know those pennies weren't pre-assed...multiple times...by multiple people...and sometimes not people

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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