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The joys of parenthood
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this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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What the heck is wrong with people on Lemmy. That's a terrible thing to say. We have finally reached Reddit level comments
Edit: Oh
Dude....as in they peed the bed, themselves, the floor, or have thrown up, or somehow made a giant time-sensitive mess that they feel they can't clean up themselves. Grow up.
"Mommy I fwowed up"
"Kitty pooped in my bed"
"I fink I'm gonna - BLARGH! (vomit all over both of us)
"By dose is bleedig"
"Bomby - ACHOO!" (snot all over both our faces)
These are a few of my own experiences with my kids' bodily fluids. Totally gross, but I did not mean what you were thinking.
I’m confused by your comment
Bro's just a brainwormed weirdo.
he just has to find better brain parasites
The cool ones that teach you useful skills
Toxoplasmosis :3