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WebMD forcing employees back to office. "We aren’t asking or negotiating at this point. We’re informing" (ody.sh)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech to c/videos@lemmy.world
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This leaked today from inside webmd, the most bullshit corpo HR video I think I've ever seen.

To break down the obvious ones:

  • Employees who are obviously either drinking wayyy too much company koolaid or who know that their jobs will end if they aren't in this video
  • An extremely out of touch CEO who wants things back the old way without giving any concrete data proving that it's better beyond conjecture
  • A company with "internet" in the name who literally doesn't understand the concept of the internet
  • Threatening and bullying language to force people back in office.
  • and just a nice touch, the office is of course not near mass transit or anything and requires driving in
  • Did anyone notice they were all on green screen, kinda proving that there was no need for them to be in person?
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[-] IronicDeadPan@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I have no idea what this is...

[-] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Oh, oh, OhhH!! I think it's supposed to be a guillotine

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

100 percent... Bad ASCI guillotine

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

And a donut.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

I just assume it's a convoluted way to present Loss.

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago

of head, specifically.

[-] blurryeyes@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

It's dignity. DIGNiTY!

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Clearly it's a giraffe!

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Kinda looks like Ferb's head from Phineas and Ferb.

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