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[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee -4 points 10 months ago

So you watch me I take a shit on a plate, put it in the machine and serve you chicken tendies off that plate an hour and a half later.

That's insane

[-] VonCesaw@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Do you consume drinking water

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Buddy if I watch you shit on a plate we ain't eating tendies together regardless of what plate you use

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Right? Because I only paid for the hour.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago

Right! And if I put a toilet brush in the dishwasher, and you watch me do that, it's the same fucking thing

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Ok.

If I vomit on a plate and put it in the dishwasher, how you gonna feel about eating off it?

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Better than shit, vomit is not shit unless you are Cartman.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

All I'm saying is if you ever eat off a plate in a restaurant, the chances that a child has blown chunks all over it are extremely high, and even if they haven't it's been in the same dishwasher as one that had been.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago

Obviously all bets are off in a commercial environment.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

All bets are off in your own house.

Your toothbrush had more shit on it right this second than any plate coming out of a dishwasher ever will.

Dishwashers aren't just getting hot, they're also covering every thing in them with a compound that is going to absolutely murder every living organism inside and then wash the remains away.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I'm aware biologically the plates are clean. I've been referring to conceptual cleanliness since my original comment

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

wouldn't be the nastiest nor most unhygienic thing humans do willingly on a regular basis by a lot. it is mostly just the idea that is quite uncomfortable.

[-] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago

Do you brush your teeth in the same room you make your boom boom?

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Toothbrush is stored in a cabinet, toilet is never flushed with the seat up. Toilet is in like, a closet/stall thing.

[-] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago

Well damn, seems like you've really got your bases covered.

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