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I love hearing increasingly tortured euphemisms for death, murder and suicide because people don't want to get flagged by bots looking for advertiser-unfriendly content (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by doublepepperoni@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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If I hear "unalive" as a verb one more time dean-frown

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[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 153 points 9 months ago

Something dystopian about being trapped in a system that runs on mass death but expects you to talk about death like you're a character in a children's cartoon

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 62 points 9 months ago

Where are the free speech perverts?

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 61 points 9 months ago

busy crying about their 14 words tweet getting taken down in 2019

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

blaming communists for capitalists do

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

"I'm going to to do myself like Tarzan did to Clayton from Disney's Tarzan"

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

You mean watch while they hang themselves with their own ~~Vines~~ TikToks?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Send yourself and everyone around you to the Shadow Realm matt-jokerfied

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

You're not allowed to be aware of the spectacle. It's a crime. Dropping your mask of passive acceptance to fall to your knees and scream "The spectacle! The spectacle!~ it's all the spectacle!" in the middle of hte streets is illegal because it's bad for quarterly profits