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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 115 points 1 year ago

I do find the situation hilarious but "forged" isn’t the term I would use for faking an injury.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 101 points 1 year ago

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

Man duplicates a head injury.

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Authenticity of man's head injury in dispute

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[-] abcd@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

He downloaded it from TheHeadInjuryBay.to

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

If you can't own a head injury, you can't steal it

You wouldn't STEAL a head injury using Surfshark to make sure Spectrum doesn't know you're TBI'ing!

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

As long as I have a good antivirus I would.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't want to catch a head cold.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[-] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I pirated my own medisal record. It was easy. All I had to do is show passport and wait few days.

[-] catfish@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Man illegally obtains head injury

[-] callyral@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[-] catfish@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Donald trumpet had the other word copyrighted..

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Would have said feigned

[-] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, not unless the medical forms were forged.

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