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Head injury (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by themaninblack@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 115 points 2 years ago

I do find the situation hilarious but "forged" isn’t the term I would use for faking an injury.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 101 points 2 years ago

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 32 points 2 years ago

Man duplicates a head injury.

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago

Authenticity of man's head injury in dispute

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[-] abcd@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago

He downloaded it from TheHeadInjuryBay.to

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

If you can't own a head injury, you can't steal it

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

You wouldn't STEAL a head injury using Surfshark to make sure Spectrum doesn't know you're TBI'ing!

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

As long as I have a good antivirus I would.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't want to catch a head cold.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Man pirates medical record

[-] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I pirated my own medisal record. It was easy. All I had to do is show passport and wait few days.

[-] catfish@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

Man illegally obtains head injury

[-] callyral@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago

Man downloads a head injury

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago

Feign

[-] catfish@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Donald trumpet had the other word copyrighted..

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a British thing

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Would have said feigned

[-] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, not unless the medical forms were forged.

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago

Not a meme.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Chad

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Genius right?

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A colleague of mine in a previous job had to take a month or so off because he'd banged his head and suffered a concussion, after which he walked home, refusing to go to hospital, and slept it off. He was among the most arrogant pricks I've ever come across. I'd tell people about him and call him "the pigeon" because he was so stupid but he strutted about with his chest out like he knew it all. I'd always felt a bit guilty for thinking he was stupid after his concussion, but one day it turned out a friend of mine had worked with him years ago, and no, he's always been like that. I suppose that he slept it off should've clarified it.

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Linus Torvalds but the other way around

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Linus cures head wounds?

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

From everything I've read and heard, Linus cures head wounds in reverse.

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Fake head wounds

[-] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

Ah, the old phineas gage story

[-] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Fuccitas this, i'm listening to a song i did when i saw this post a few month ago and the meme before is similar to the other, a very heavy deja vù moment

[-] Simmy@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

"His personality" FTFY

[-] leanleft@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

shitty coworkers suck. they make work worse for the same pay. not to mention rising cost of living and static wages.
no thanks

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