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Head injury (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by themaninblack@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 115 points 9 months ago

I do find the situation hilarious but "forged" isn’t the term I would use for faking an injury.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 101 points 9 months ago

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 32 points 9 months ago

Man duplicates a head injury.

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago

Authenticity of man's head injury in dispute

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[-] abcd@feddit.de 14 points 9 months ago

He downloaded it from TheHeadInjuryBay.to

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

If you can't own a head injury, you can't steal it

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't STEAL a head injury using Surfshark to make sure Spectrum doesn't know you're TBI'ing!

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

As long as I have a good antivirus I would.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Wouldn't want to catch a head cold.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Man pirates medical record

[-] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I pirated my own medisal record. It was easy. All I had to do is show passport and wait few days.

[-] catfish@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

Man illegally obtains head injury

[-] callyral@pawb.social 5 points 9 months ago

Man downloads a head injury

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago

Feign

[-] catfish@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

Donald trumpet had the other word copyrighted..

[-] xor@infosec.pub 4 points 9 months ago

he used a hammer, anvil, and torch to make a head injury...

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Sounds like a British thing

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

Would have said feigned

[-] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah, not unless the medical forms were forged.

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 months ago

Not a meme.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Chad

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Genius right?

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A colleague of mine in a previous job had to take a month or so off because he'd banged his head and suffered a concussion, after which he walked home, refusing to go to hospital, and slept it off. He was among the most arrogant pricks I've ever come across. I'd tell people about him and call him "the pigeon" because he was so stupid but he strutted about with his chest out like he knew it all. I'd always felt a bit guilty for thinking he was stupid after his concussion, but one day it turned out a friend of mine had worked with him years ago, and no, he's always been like that. I suppose that he slept it off should've clarified it.

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

Linus Torvalds but the other way around

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Linus cures head wounds?

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

From everything I've read and heard, Linus cures head wounds in reverse.

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Fake head wounds

[-] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 months ago

Ah, the old phineas gage story

[-] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

Fuccitas this, i'm listening to a song i did when i saw this post a few month ago and the meme before is similar to the other, a very heavy deja vù moment

[-] leanleft@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

shitty coworkers suck. they make work worse for the same pay. not to mention rising cost of living and static wages.
no thanks

[-] Simmy@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 9 months ago

"His personality" FTFY

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