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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 115 points 1 year ago

I do find the situation hilarious but "forged" isn’t the term I would use for faking an injury.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 101 points 1 year ago

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

Man duplicates a head injury.

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Authenticity of man's head injury in dispute

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[-] abcd@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

He downloaded it from TheHeadInjuryBay.to

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

If you can't own a head injury, you can't steal it

You wouldn't STEAL a head injury using Surfshark to make sure Spectrum doesn't know you're TBI'ing!

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

As long as I have a good antivirus I would.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't want to catch a head cold.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Man pirates medical record

[-] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I pirated my own medisal record. It was easy. All I had to do is show passport and wait few days.

[-] catfish@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Man illegally obtains head injury

[-] callyral@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

Man downloads a head injury

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago
[-] catfish@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Donald trumpet had the other word copyrighted..

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a British thing

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Would have said feigned

[-] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, not unless the medical forms were forged.

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

Not a meme.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Genius right?

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A colleague of mine in a previous job had to take a month or so off because he'd banged his head and suffered a concussion, after which he walked home, refusing to go to hospital, and slept it off. He was among the most arrogant pricks I've ever come across. I'd tell people about him and call him "the pigeon" because he was so stupid but he strutted about with his chest out like he knew it all. I'd always felt a bit guilty for thinking he was stupid after his concussion, but one day it turned out a friend of mine had worked with him years ago, and no, he's always been like that. I suppose that he slept it off should've clarified it.

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Linus Torvalds but the other way around

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago
[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

From everything I've read and heard, Linus cures head wounds in reverse.

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Fake head wounds

[-] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Ah, the old phineas gage story

[-] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Fuccitas this, i'm listening to a song i did when i saw this post a few month ago and the meme before is similar to the other, a very heavy deja vù moment

[-] Simmy@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

"His personality" FTFY

[-] leanleft@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

shitty coworkers suck. they make work worse for the same pay. not to mention rising cost of living and static wages.
no thanks

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