The most propagandised people on earth (hexbear.net)

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

https://heritagedistilling.com/products/special-operations-salute-army-sof-edition

$125

I can't find an actual review of it.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

$125

And it's not even a single malt. Maybe it's effectively a $10 bottle.

Ninja edit: Maybe it's a $12.5 bottle and they multiplied that by ten.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

I made a blend of all the soda options at the fountain. Called it Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve

How dare you.

Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private SEAL Reserve

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Bit idea: pretending to be a stolen valor guy who pronounces the T in "Green Beret."

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Bro, bro, bro. Listen, listen. Are you a woman or French? It ain't shit without the hard t.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33kJLauaJ4

In one of the clearly paid reviews that have been uploaded in the past 10 days, 3/4 of the video is him verbally kissing troops on the lips. He then actually drinks a tiny sip and there are like half a dozen clear editing cuts for him to say "wow. this is good. wow. they didn't oversell that at all. they really know what they're doing."

It's like the enthusiasm I'd show a child's painting when it's clearly shit.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Somebody get this guy an Oscar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33kJLauaJ4&t=166s

[-] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

HE HAD TO CUT AND DO A RETAKE OF HIS FIRST SIP REACTION point-and-laugh-1

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I appreciate that it's the only comment.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I'm sort of amazed he doesn't have sockpuppet accounts. He's obviously a shill so why not?

[-] buh@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

heritage

I bet this whiskey tastes like hearing someone shout the n word

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

I can all but guarantee you they don't distill their own spirits and just bulk purchase from someone who actually does. The whiskey is more than likely "fine" because it'll taste like 80% of the whiskey on the market doing the same shit