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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

$125

And it's not even a single malt. Maybe it's effectively a $10 bottle.

Ninja edit: Maybe it's a $12.5 bottle and they multiplied that by ten.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

I made a blend of all the soda options at the fountain. Called it Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve

How dare you.

Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private SEAL Reserve

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Bit idea: pretending to be a stolen valor guy who pronounces the T in "Green Beret."

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Bro, bro, bro. Listen, listen. Are you a woman or French? It ain't shit without the hard t.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33kJLauaJ4

In one of the clearly paid reviews that have been uploaded in the past 10 days, 3/4 of the video is him verbally kissing troops on the lips. He then actually drinks a tiny sip and there are like half a dozen clear editing cuts for him to say "wow. this is good. wow. they didn't oversell that at all. they really know what they're doing."

It's like the enthusiasm I'd show a child's painting when it's clearly shit.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[-] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

HE HAD TO CUT AND DO A RETAKE OF HIS FIRST SIP REACTION point-and-laugh-1

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I appreciate that it's the only comment.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I'm sort of amazed he doesn't have sockpuppet accounts. He's obviously a shill so why not?

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