The most propagandised people on earth (hexbear.net)

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

$125

And it's not even a single malt. Maybe it's effectively a $10 bottle.

Ninja edit: Maybe it's a $12.5 bottle and they multiplied that by ten.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

I made a blend of all the soda options at the fountain. Called it Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve

How dare you.

Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private SEAL Reserve

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

Bit idea: pretending to be a stolen valor guy who pronounces the T in "Green Beret."

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Bro, bro, bro. Listen, listen. Are you a woman or French? It ain't shit without the hard t.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33kJLauaJ4

In one of the clearly paid reviews that have been uploaded in the past 10 days, 3/4 of the video is him verbally kissing troops on the lips. He then actually drinks a tiny sip and there are like half a dozen clear editing cuts for him to say "wow. this is good. wow. they didn't oversell that at all. they really know what they're doing."

It's like the enthusiasm I'd show a child's painting when it's clearly shit.