submitted 9 months ago by Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I dont know what 'the couch' is and they don't explain it. Also they just say 'bed wetting' and don't explain that. Fucking gold!!

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[-] buh@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

"bet wetting" is when he pisses on a mattress for fun. not even while asleep or anything, he just does it because he wants to and nobody will stop the president

[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

If he makes the secret service clean it up then its based af.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

imagine signing up for special forces thinking you'll be a "high speed operator" or whatever but your job ends up being bringing out a shop vac at high speed to clean up after joe