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I dont know what 'the couch' is and they don't explain it. Also they just say 'bed wetting' and don't explain that. Fucking gold!!

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[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

For a second I thought Biden was going to replace Kamala on the ticket with a sofa.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

"Generic unnamed sofa" would beat harris by 10 points if you slapped a "I'm a democrat" sticker on it

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

That sofa's got the hot couch vote on lock.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Or it would if they hadn't drank too much cheap booze the night before and had to sleep it off and then not really feel like going anywhere today.

But if you're going to go vote can you get them a pack of camel blues and they'll pay you back when they get paid on Wednesday?

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