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[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If the thing they were shooting at was ever alive it wouldn't have been the first full mag of bullets unloaded on their body, but after several mags by several cops being dumped on the body, then by the time it's taken to the morgue it'll have more holes than swiss cheese.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Apparently she not only survived, but she was also only hit 5 times out of at least 40 shots. These cops need to be fired because they panic and they suck at shooting if they ever were in real danger.

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

I think the poor plant caught more rounds than the woman. These cops are terrible at everything about this

[-] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

not very american cheese of them

[-] amio@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

Ironically "Swiss cheese" is pretty American

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Ironically, there are very little holes in actual Swiss cheese.

[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Hello I’d like to introduce you to my friend Alpine Lacy Swiss, she is majestic and quite holey.

I heard it as I typed it and I regret nothing

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Alpine is a Linux distro.

I typed it as I know it, I regret nothing.

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago

Patriots are in shambles! But then again, dude wasn't fat enough to be visible from behind the tree, so he probably wasn't even American. /j

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Lol 🤣🤣🤣, last part made me chuckle

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