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I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lottery but there would be signs

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[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 62 points 8 months ago

Dude this is literally me. As soon as I finished med school and started residency I got LASIK. A year after that I got Invisalign. And resident physicians don't make a lot montey but it was enough to change my looks.

[-] IamAnonymous@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

Can’t wait to know what you are going to do with your money when you are an Attending physician! Lol.

[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 8 months ago
[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

This you, hahahaha

Powerball Winnings | Unexpected Answer [0:48]

https://youtu.be/K-qFIWrEElk

When asked how he'll spend the money if he wins the Powerball lottery, this guy gives an unexpectedly honest answer to a stunned Fox 5 Las Vegas reporter.

[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 months ago
[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Fantastic, hahaha

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[-] Teon@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

So... a dog breeder that never stops talking???
Interesting. O_o

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

Brand new penis!

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago

I kinda wanna get invisalign. Im still kinda leery of LASIK, but it sounds interesting.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

I'm definitely getting lasik maybe after I finish school and get my first high paying job

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