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[-] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 38 points 1 year ago

By a bidet attachment for your toilet right now. It’s like $25 and you can install it in 30 minutes.

Wouldn’t you pay $25 to never have to wipe your ass again? Go do it.

[-] PocketRocket@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Don't you still need to wipe yourself dry?

[-] whatisallthis@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

I spin on my head til its dry

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You can get one with a dryer, but you need to spend more than $25.

$25 is getting you an AliExpress squirt gun that you can poop through.

[-] Fondots@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Personally, if I'm in no rush, I'll sit there a couple minutes to air dry. If I do need to dry off, you still end up using less toilet paper, just a couple squares to pat dry.

The biggest downside is when you have to poop outside of your house, my butt is no longer used to toilet paper and it just never feels quite as clean as it should once you get used to a bidet.

[-] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

When I'm away from home and need to take a dump I take care to wipe extra carefully but I still often get some itching and irritation. Goes to show just how effective wiping is.

[-] karet@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Thee alloweth the und'rwear soaketh up the wat'r

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Where are all these $25 dollar bidets?

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Amazon. They attach to your toilet seat.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I love mine so much that i bought one for a friend who recently had back surgery. IMO, the one with the vertical knob (turns fwd/bwd) is better/stays cleaner than the one with the arm and horizonal knob (turns r/l).

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I still dry with tp, but I go through very little. With the cost of toilet paper any reduction is cost saving.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

I'll add to this travel bidets are cheap and serve as a test drive. And you can fill them with water as warm as you prefer.

[-] halfelfhalfreindeer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

But then everything's all wet. What do I do then?

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Dry off with TP.

[-] alt_feed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My problem with this is our water pressure here is pretty low and the bidet can't shoot out water that could confidently remove some possible sticky stuff. Any suggestions?

[-] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz -2 points 1 year ago

Use your hand. I don't think you take showers by just standing there either.

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