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[-] b1_@kbin.social 57 points 1 year ago

Does this mean I won't be able to use the letter 'x' anymore because a multi-billion dollar company has trademarked it:

  • Two people fighting will now be boing.
  • When I want to bake some bread I will mi the ingredients together.
  • When I want to leave a building I will eit it.
  • I will now look up to the stars at night to see the magnificent epance of the Milkyway galay.
[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

You’ll have to replace them all with q’s:

  • boqing
  • miq
  • eqit
  • galaqy
[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Ah dammit we just reinvented Esperanto.

[-] gornar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Upvote for Esperanto!

[-] pfannkuchen_gesicht@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago

just use "ks" instead, e.g.

  • boksing
  • miksing
  • eksit
  • galaksy
[-] SuperRyn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

elon musk and mark zuckerberg will be boksqing in a cage match neksqt month perhaps

[-] Lifes_Like_Plinko@geddit.social 9 points 1 year ago

Multiplication relegated to the scrapbooks of history. Pour one out for mathmatics.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Roman numerals are out, I guess.

[-] brap@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Xiaomi be like, you will what your ingredients together?

[-] Micromot@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Motorheadbanger@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's that guy from Black Sabbath!

[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Oh boxing! Omg I'm an idiot lol

[-] b1_@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

See how confusing it's going to be. Thanks, Elon Musk, thanks for nothing you jerk!

[-] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

I think boing is a pretty fun name for boxing actually!

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