Kate Middleton is dead and it's all the left's fault. (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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If you hadn't pissed on Thatcher's grave making bad vibes she wouldn't have died during her abdominal surgery and wouldn't have had to put out an AI photo to trick the gammon she's still kicking.

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[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Theory:

Her husband realised they weren't in fact brother and sister and killed her in shame of diluting his magic flag cum/blood. Her body's been hacked up and buried all over their stupid fucking castle.

In, like, a month, a corgi will unearth a finger bone.