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[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 68 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Bruh, who doesn’t wear a mask when robbing a bank? Just wear an N95 and claim immune issues if nothing else when they call you on it. I applaud their actions but condemn their lack of forethought.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 55 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Look they were like, middleschoolers. Someone just needs to teach them how to do it right. (Masks, uniform black clothing, or otherwise something you never wear except when doing crimes etc.)

As of yet though they obviously got away with it if the FBI is resorting to twitter to try to identify them.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 57 points 8 months ago

Afaik the cops "solve" a lot of crimes bc people snitch. "Nobody talks everybody walks" is such a real thing.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago

Agreed, kids need guidance.

There is a long tail to if your face is on camera, it could be heard but the possibility exists. I’m just worried for em, seeing as Texas often tries children as adults.

Hope they get away clean in the long run though, imagine after the statute of limitations expires and you can brag about robbing a bank as a kid.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago

Speaking of statute of limitations.

I once set a pedophile's car on fire lol.

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

rat-salute

Thankyou for your service.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago
[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

even did the whole cool guys don't look at explosions thing, just lit a gas bomb under his gas tank and walked away. Hear the BOOM from like two blocks away.

For the feds lurking, no he wasn't inside you can put your dick away.

[-] Greenleaf@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

and you can brag about robbing a bank as a kid

stalin-young

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

They need to stand in each others shoulder wearing a Brink’s uniform. “Hello ma’am I’m here for my work job to collect the money in your vault.”

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago

That's why it's being investigated as a little rascals incident instead of a crime.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 37 points 8 months ago

Kids being kids 🤷

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