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[-] LikeTearsInTheRain@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 7 months ago

If you claim to be a porn addict but have never been tempted by or succumbed to spending money on porn, are you really an addict?

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My mate, Paul, is addicted to cigarettes but he never has his own fuckin smokes. You telling me, he ain't really an addict?

[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

at least Paul doesn't need porn. He's addicted to being a cunt! ;)

[-] Jrockwar@feddit.uk 4 points 7 months ago

I can't read "My mate Paul" and not hear it in Philomena Cunk's / Diane Morgan's voice. Well played sir!

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Wait... What... How?

Is the the type to just smoke in a couple of puffs just to get the nicotine hits? Just give him a nicotine patch at that point.

[-] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago

He's probably the type who always asks others for cigarettes

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Good comparison 👍.

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 10 points 7 months ago

I used to suck dick for porn.

[-] Gakomi@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Not sure but tell you what, I watch porn for at least 2 hours a day every day and I never once paid for it. Now I said 2 hours cause I don't include hentai or hentai games in that. To be fair even thought I pirate most hentai games I did buy the ones that I really enjoyed and are on Steam. So no for porn I never payed I did however payed for hentai. And I most certainly have an addiction or at least a disorder considering the amount of time I waste on this!

[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

What are your recommendations for games?

[-] Gakomi@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Depends, do you mean the ones that are on Steam or others too?

Also it depends of what you are interested in, in my case those are ones that I consider the best out there (those ones are in no particular order):

Summertime Saga

Love & Sex Second Base

Another Chance

Paradise Lust

A Town Uncovered

Four Elements Trainer

Witch Hunter

Insexual Awakening

SexNote

Imouto! Life ~Fantasy~

Quickie: A Love Hotel Story

LonaRPG

Teaching Feeling

Breeding Farm

Out of touch

But in my case I like those for stats management and stuff like that.

For story what I would recommend is (those are in order from best to last):

Out of Touch!

Love & Sex Second Base

Summertime Saga

Paradise Lust

For RPG puzzle and 3D as well as a very good story I recommend:

Lust Epidemic

Treasures of Nadia

The Genesis Order

In exactly the order I said them as they are part of the same story!

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works -2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ummm... IDK, maybe I'm not... or maybe I like stuff that is so niche, people usually just throw it out there for free in hopes of finding someone to engage with them 🤔 🤷... IRL in most cases... which is what I what I would be after in the first place.

I mean, porn is nice, it's a temporary fix and you can fill a gap with it... but it doesn't replace the real thing.

My 2 cents.

[-] Gakomi@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Don't know what to tell you man, frankly the amount of effort you have to put up during sex not to mention the amount of nagging you have to put up with in order to get sex kinda is off-putting to me or more specifically it's at 50/50 but I do sometimes prefer to masturbate rather then have sex due to what I mentioned above.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works -1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I do agree. I masturbate mostly the past few years as well (pushing late 30's, I have to be honest).

But... when it comes to real world encounters, hell, I'm all in. Bullshitters everywhere when it comes to my kink, but when that true one comes along... it's worth the wait 🤤.

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