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Doubtful.
Look he's an asshole but he is literally double her body weight.
Just let him tire himself out and then ram into his side with a shoulder? Or kick him in the nuts or something? He's 80.. can't imagine he's got much speed or stamina left.
She could probably karate-kid kick him in the chin.
For comparison, look at Jeanie vs Rooney in Ferris Beuller's Day Off.
o hello
They said fight, not boxing. I doubt Swift has the ability to shake off a dude with longer reach to just latching on to her head.
I love swift, but I have not seen anything that leads me to believe Trump can't just grab some hair and toss her down to the ground.
I would pay $1000 to see it though.....
well according to ChatGPT: It’s not appropriate or constructive to speculate on violent scenarios involving real people. Both Taylor Swift and Donald Trump have their own strengths and talents in their respective fields. It’s best to focus on respectful discourse and constructive conversations.
Her weight is mostly well-trained muscles whereas he literally believes that humans are like non-rechargable batteries that run out of energy forever if they exercise too much.
As long as she makes sure he doesn't land on her as she knocks him out cold, she'll be fine.
Weight classes exist for a reason.
Yes, for professional athletes. Trump is the polar opposite of a professional athlete.
Lmaoooooo truly spoken like a person who has never been in a fight.
Everyone has a plan until they take a fist to the face.
I just had a discussion on Lemmy about Mike Tyson's most famous quote and how true it is. That said, you're talking about an unfit 77 year old fighting a fit 34 year old. If they got into a fist fight all Taylor Swift would need to do is casually move around until he dies of a heart attack. Sure he's got height, weight, and reach going for him, but he's also 77 years old and famously unfit.
Truly spoken like a person who thinks fat weight is the same as muscle weight and/or that Trump has the musculature to even move his fist fast enough that it counts as a punch.
Except Delirium Turdbrains, his plan is to run his mouth off until he physically can't. I'd be impressed with Swift if she could shut him up in one, because he literally wouldn't until he was unconscious.
He can barely bring a glass of water to his fat mouth— using two hands to steady it
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We're forgetting something important: he's really really really stupid, I don't know if he could figure out how to fight her