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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You better sit down for this next part..

Remember The Lion King? Turns out lions can't sing and have no concept of monarchic rule!

[-] Nounka@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Plx tell me that it was not a lie when every good girl/mermaid/bitch/toy. gets a rich handsome prince and has a happy ever after.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

NAAANIII????? But but but... That's inconceivable!!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Love your username, sir Muscle wizard 😁

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Ho Ho Ho Ho, young viking druid! 'Tis a spell I have in my muscle memory!

[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This is true. It's an established fact that lions adopted a unicameral parliamentary system as far back as 1643.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And, given the average lifespan of a lion, that's over 3 generations ago!

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