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Get domesticated, you cold idiot
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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.
Disney lied to me
You better sit down for this next part..
Remember The Lion King? Turns out lions can't sing and have no concept of monarchic rule!
Plx tell me that it was not a lie when every good girl/mermaid/bitch/toy. gets a rich handsome prince and has a happy ever after.
NAAANIII????? But but but... That's inconceivable!!
Love your username, sir Muscle wizard ๐
Ho Ho Ho Ho, young viking druid! 'Tis a spell I have in my muscle memory!
This is true. It's an established fact that lions adopted a unicameral parliamentary system as far back as 1643.
And, given the average lifespan of a lion, that's over 3 generations ago!