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How's that IPO goin'?
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this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2024
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Looking at a couple hours of a stock means nothing and is purposely misleading. Zoom out and it's got pretty good upward consistency.
Posts like this are like the sad ex who can't move on and just makes up bullshit about their former partner. Let's move on and make Lemmy better instead of being stuck making up fake news for internet points.
Sir, this is a ~~Wendy's~~ shit posting community
This feels like straight up agenda posting. Posting it to a shitposting sub doesn't make it any different.
Are we gonna pretend that Reddit doesn't completely suck ass, in the bad way?
Are you guys investing in it or something? 🤔
"This post is misleading"
"WELL CLEARLY YOU MUST LOVE THE THING SINCE YOU'D POINT THAT OUT"
Lmao. Why are some people like this
If by "this" you mean "go to a community with 'Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter' with a straight face", then you're the one who might have the answer!
I think the "this" in my post just means the post. It's sorta hinted at with the word "post" right after it lol
It's a meme on a meme community. AKA a joke. If you wants facts, this isn't the place. 🤦♂️
What's the meme part
And no, I don't want facts here. I don't want purposefully misleading shit either. That's ofyen just facts presented weirdly to mislead you. I want proper good old fashioned shitposts
People really seem to think this community has only serious bones in its ruling body
On the other hand, being posted to a shitposting sub doen't make something a shitpost. Shitposts don't have to be jokes but just feels like agendaposting, which feels a bit lame in a shitposting sub.
No, everything in here is shitposting.
Lmao
See, that's the way to react!
I react to shitposts as such but agendaposts in a shitposting sub, that's just lame imo.
Meh, I just take it as a joke about Reddit being shit which is why many left for Lemmy.
I do this all the time in my reports to execs. If they're not paying attention to something I've been raising, I zoom the y axis in to show big up and down ticks in a visually alarming way. Similarly if they're obsessed with something stupid, I zoom out and show a much more flatlined and consistent graph so they get the big picture.
Facebook stock had a notoriously horrible IPO. I bought at open and had friends laughing at me when it went to $18ish. I doubled my position.
Finally sold most of those shares at $475.
I agree with the sentiment but it certainly has not been a clear upward trajectory.
Yea now it's going through fluctuations. When this post went up it was at the peak of the 26th. Either way, we gotta wait this out before jerking ourselves off about a stock crash.
You're right, I didn't notice the post was a few days old. I completely agree with you then.
We can still jerk ourselves off the old fashioned way though.