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COMMUNIST JOE BRANDON is going to make us all wear masks again and wash our hands
So long as he doesn’t send the ass inspectors to make me wipe, that would be bridge too far….assuming the hypothetical isn’t in Baltimore at least.
There's a "harbour entrance" joke in there somewhere.
Bud, that’s an awesome seed of a joke. I’ll tag you if I figure it out.
I am honoured.
Lol, no he's not.
Yeah I'm pretty confident at this point if there was a literal zombie virus that could be prevented by wearing masks the U.S. would rather just start fencing off territory that was completely overrun.
We could ask people to mask and shelter in place for a few weeks and give people food and medicine in the meantime, or we could just start nuking entire communities to try to contain it. Let's see here which options help me improve my earnings this quarter. Ah, nuking entire communities it is!