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[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I thought this shit was a meme till I started texting someone yesterday to arrange a date, she said "you don't have iPhone?"...

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

I don't text until we've had sex the first time as a rule, I show them my tiny penis and while they're in shock I let them know about my android too.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Hahahaha brilliant

[-] nikita@sh.itjust.works 27 points 7 months ago

Do people not realize how vain and materialistic that makes them sound? As if iPhone ownership is the pinnacle of wealth or whatever

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I knew a pretty well off dude who used a flip-phone...in 2018. If he wanted to do computer-type stuff, he just used a computer.

[-] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Ngl that's kinda badass

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago

No because the people they talk to who could tell them all have iphones too

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Elliot Rodger vibes

[-] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

[-] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

yikes, majority of the world uses android

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