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Jesus, help me! - No! (jemmy.jeena.net)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by jeena@jemmy.jeena.net to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

So I'm still on Facebook and lately the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying "Amen". See: https://www.facebook.com/davon999/posts/pfbid023woxuD3nufLG6PpqmHzHamDLTwkRNJjJi6xYmyX7g88TzwidnM9H5hz18wNL8s39l

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[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 43 points 7 months ago

I got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it's a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago

Amazing that he has the skin tone of a Scandinavian who has never felt the touch of sunlight in his bones.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

The model is only as knowledgeable as its training data.

[-] pipows@lemmy.today 15 points 7 months ago

This is impressive

[-] prayer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago

Those shadows don't make sense

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

When you've got someone saying things like: "I am the light" clearly we're beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

Elbows are too sharp

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Did you choose the 1960's style color processing, or did midjourney?

Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

I never once considered that the Vatican might have actual powerful artifacts and/or SCP-level objects tucked away.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 5 points 7 months ago

I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .

That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .

Nice. I'll have to remember that prompt. That's useful.

That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.

(now you're speaking my language)

Either it's a psychic amplifier of some kind and/or the throne itself is the inanimate-yet-sentient head of the papacy. Either way, The Vatican has it "contained" but the SCP Foundation does not approve of their methods.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah that prompts pretty good at getting a slice of life style photo with what ever weird thing you've added, it also helps to look into what film stock and camera people used to take cool photos, it's pretty good at replicating film stocks and lense sizes.

I like seeing what alternate reality photography it can make

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Needs more dinosaur

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

The left guy is wearing a bike helmet though

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 7 months ago

The buses weren't running that day.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Taken from a screenshot of 1970s Jesus Christ Superstar movie.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago

Actually a really good AI picture

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Which part?

The ropes going nowhere? The weird perspective? The incredibly elongated forearm? Or the fact that it's a white Jesus that looks like a carving which isn't at all accurate?

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 7 months ago

It looks like a real scene from a film at first glance

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Mainly the weird perspective. Makes it look like a shitty old photo which I like.

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