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[-] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 85 points 7 months ago

Jokes on you I was born under the bees and I have no friends. Checkmate, astrologists.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 32 points 7 months ago

Immediately disappointed with that one flaw.

  • has 0 or more friends

There we go

[-] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 7 points 7 months ago

What about me? I have -1 friends

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

For clarification: having an enemy is not enough to be qualified as a negative friend.

You have to have a friend who is entirely a drain on you and provides you with absolutely zero positive benefit to being friends with them.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Ah crap, now I have to make a spreadsheet..

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Fucking check ✔️

Slowly learning to build positive influences in my life, out growing abusive patterns isn't easy.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Aww Hjala you divided them by zero or something

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago

If the dev made the assumption that you are your own friend, but did not want to count yourself, so subtracted 1 (yourself) from the friend counter, you would have -1 friends in case you hated yourself.

Sources: me.

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