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Mormon God vs the US government (i.redd.it)
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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

I think organized religion is always a risk for causing trouble, but this Mormon God's flexibility is exactly the kind of anti-extremist leadership I'd like to see more of if we are going to keep doing the religion thing. Now if only he would get cool with beer and coffee.

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

The funny part is that Mormon god was only flexible when it suited Joseph Smith.

I mean, it's kinda oddly coincidental that God spoke to JS and told him that polygamy was ok right after his wife told him she was furiously against it, don't you think?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Honey, that was God, he just called and said it's totally OK for me to be into both you AND your sister. He said you really should chill about it.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Utah has a legal limit on the amount of alcohol that can be in cocktails because of those puritans lmfao

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Now if only he would get cool with beer and coffee.

And birthdays and people who don't believe in him

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Extremist anti-religion is way better. Then we won't have to compromise on weak-ass beer too.

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