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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

Washing the car in sunlight voids the warranty.

Washing the car under moonlight also voids the warranty, because moonlight is just reflection of sunlight.

Washing the car during a lunar eclipse also voids the warranty, as the stars are just distant suns.

Washing the car indoors at a carwash also voids the warranty, unless you turn on Car Wash mode.

Washing the car indoors in Car Wash mode may void the warranty, at our discretion. (Spoiler: we probably will)

[-] Esqplorer@lemmy.zip 19 points 7 months ago

Not washing the car? Believe it or not, voided warranty.

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