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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 42 points 6 months ago

Definitely don't tell him you have a pacemaker.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

My buttcheeks are full of silocone. That ok? The dude himself had wooden teeth, feel like he should be implant friendly.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

Or that you’re cheating at chess.

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