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[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 year ago

Damn. Washington's getting with the times, using what looks like a late 19th/early 20th century bolt action.

[-] benignintervention@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Guessing based on a very rough image, looks like a mosin nagant.

Source: used to have one and they kick like a fucking mule.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago

Definitely don't tell him you have a pacemaker.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

My buttcheeks are full of silocone. That ok? The dude himself had wooden teeth, feel like he should be implant friendly.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Or that you’re cheating at chess.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

They say you can sometimes hear his wooden teeth chattering, if the wind is just right.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Its the person holding the camera

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Muscar@discuss.online 6 points 1 year ago

I think most people would need daily meth for years to get to that point. Or the technology-stabbing George Washington cosplayer is more sober than anyone else and just doing the only logical thing they can.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Double negative, cancels out so all good

[-] amio@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

So where in Florida was this?

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

Nah. If it were Florida, the person would've been dressed as a Confederate

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2024
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