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Dems will never do what it takes to win (twitter.com)

submitted 6 months ago by regul@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Context: Trump's lawyers are in front of the Supreme Court arguing that presidents cannot be prosecuted for any crimes they commit while in office.

Who knows how the Calvinball refs will decide this one, but if they go Trump's way, Biden has literally no excuse not to assassinate his political rivals.

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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

Biden should claim his team likes playing with live grenades and suggest maybe one of them went off by accident.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Trump had a "real pattern of behavior" so it's no surprise that he took his own life via two gunshot wounds to the back of the head.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

trump fell out of a 30th floor window

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

fell out of a coconut tree and exists in the context of the ground

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

What's the story behind the falling out of a coconut tree jokes I've been seeing people make? I was touching grass for a day, and apparently I missed something.