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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

And everyone knows that only large predators can kill people! Also, Australians and tourists famously never go to the beach and swim in the ocean, so only LAND animals matter!

Anyways, I'd honestly love to come to Australia. I just hope I don't accidentally get killed

[-] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Drowning is the biggest danger for people just arrived in Sydney

It's pretty rare to hear of a shark attack.

Blue ring octopuses and stone fish don't seek you out

Dangerous jellyfish are only in the far north

The ocean is pretty safe around the populated parts of Australia for people who know how to be safe from drowning.

Swim on patrolled beaches, between the flags.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Drowning is the biggest danger for people just arrived in Sydney

What the fuck is going on at that airport??

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Kingsford-Smith backs onto water, sometimes the planes are tired and they try land a little early...

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

The sea hungers

[-] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 1 points 1 year ago

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