How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only. (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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People and their kids like to come over unannounced, and without permission, to look at my ducks like it's the fuckin zoo or some shit.

Need some humor for this situation to ease my frustration

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[-] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 6 points 6 months ago

Walls, barbed wire, around the entire perimeter. Hire a pmc to patrol the grounds. If the kids are caught, extraordinary rendition them to a blacksite in an allied former Soviet state. If they escape before capture, send out operatives disguised as soccer/little league/gymnastics coaches until you locate and black bag them. Same fate as the initially captured. They’ll either get the memo or run out of kids

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

If they escape before capture, send out operatives disguised as soccer/little league/gymnastics coaches until you locate and black bag them.

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