The best job in the world is a six figure salary to be a "body language expert" on like CNN or MSNBC to explain to the host how Bernie Sanders is obviously a Judeo-Bolshevik spy for Russia. (hexbear.net)

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You can apply your expertise to literally any news situation. Like explaining how the pro-palestine protestors are all paid informants for china based on one of them doing the pee pee dance in front of a port a potty.

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[-] Iwishiwasntthisway@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The best body language experts are successful psychics and they can make six figures off of one mark

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